News n' Notes

Hi Vegas fans,

After a brief respite (well, not respite, really, as I was feverishly responding to questions about my book/website as a result of answering the Las Vegas Advisor Question of the Day on July 3rd... more on that in a minute), I'm back.

In the "News" department, look for the Bodies and Titanic exhibits to move from the Tropicana to the Luxor in early August. The Luxor has a press release about the Bodies exhibit, and I'm sure they'll have one soon about Titanic, too.
Ticket prices at the Tropicana are currently $31 for Bodies and $27 for Titanic. Both shows are open 10 am to 10 pm.

In the "Notes" department, I was really proud and honored to answer a Question of the Day on the Las Vegas Advisor. For those of you who don't know, the QoD is a great, free feature of the LVA, which is an awesome website that has everything from soup to nuts about Vegas. The QoD changes every day, and every week they also have a new reader poll. The July 3rd QoD was about sports and sporting venues, and I provided some links and info regarding the city's best bets and the most popular events.

The response was terrific. First, a lot of people wrote to the LVA and commented, and some mentioned that I left out a few things. As a result, I updated my response, and it will be posted as another QoD later this month. Stay tuned.

Second, I had a lot more traffic on the website that day, of course, and a bunch of folks filled out the Questionnaire for a Free Itinerary. I personalize these itineraries, and so this took me a little while. Of course, I was happy to do it and will continue to do it for anyone who submits the form on the website. I was also fortunate enough to sell a few books (PDFs from the website), which was cool. And more Kindle owners are looking at SLV on Amazon.com, too. Very cool!

I'm so excited about the website, the blog, the book(s), and all things Vegas. I'm definitely getting more interest... but still not as much feedback as I'd like. Here's where you come in!! Please comment on the blog, fill out the survey regarding the website, or talk about anything regarding Las Vegas. If you don't want to do it in a public forum, feel free to email me. I encourage all comments, criticisms, complaints, etc., so please send me your thoughts. I'm all ears.

Thanks and have a great week!

Viva,
Mike

On The Horizon

Hi Vegas fans,

As I continue to update the website, the book, and this blog, I'm encouraged by possibilities and ideas that will really launch this idea and get people talking about Vegas, how to make traveling to Vegas easier, etc.

The result of all this will probably include a re-design of the website soon. Probably more back-end stuff than look/feel, but maybe a fresh coat of paint would be nice. Still toying with that idea. One thing you should note is that you may need to register your username and password again. You'll see a new Home page with instructions when this happens, and it will be a very simple process. I just want to ensure that new users can easily log in and find the information they are looking for, and as always the registration to become a member will be free with no obligation, no emails or spam sent to you, and your privacy is protected.

Another idea I've been toying with for a while is adding new tables to the website/book. They are already pretty labor-intensive, but it's a labor of love, so I don't mind doing it. My initial thought is to cover stuff that's hard to find elsewhere. For example, how about a "Spa" table that details the wonderful treatments you can get in many casinos and other areas around town? How does that sound?

I'm also thinking about beer... well, beer and Las Vegas specifically (I'm usually thinking about beer in some capacity). It would be fun to cover beer/drinks in Vegas, though I have not thought too much about in what detail. Sounds like it would be a good experiment the next time I visit, no?
For me, Vegas is all about fun, escapism, and keeping up with the fast-paced life. What better way to discover it than through the Simplified! view.

Viva,
Mike

Website Revisions

Hi Vegas Fans,

As you have probably noticed, the website has undergone some changes. You can now buy the Simplifying Las Vegas travel guide directly from the site in two ways. First, if you own a Kindle, you can purchase the guide from Amazon.com. No Kindle? No problem. You can also buy Simplifying Las Vegas as a full-color PDF directly from the site using PayPal.

I'm also in the process of updating the tables. I've completed Entertainment, Free Shows, and Attractions. As we speak, I'm in the middle of setting the Dining table (excuse the pun). I hope to have the the Dining table and the rest of them (Shopping, Weddings, Clubs) done by this weekend.

Then I'll collapse from exhaustion.

And when I awake, I'll start looking at them again! Note that some changes have already been announced since I revised some of the tables. For example, the Bodies and Titanic shows are moving from the Trop to Luxor. But it hasn't happened yet, so I'm not going to change the table just yet. And, I just read where Harrah's Hats! show and the Flamingo's Second City will be closing this summer.

So, be on the lookout for more changes, more updates, and more blog entries. As Dorothy noted in the Wizard of Oz, "Things happen so quickly around here!" It's a fast-paced Vegas world out there, which is why it's so much fun! And, it's why I try to keep it Simplified!

Viva,

Mike

Simplifying Las Vegas - Now a Kindle Book!

Well, I did it. After several days of formatting, I made my book available on Kindle!! The hard work was well worth it. Although Kindle doesn't support tables, I was still able to show all the Simplifying Las Vegas concepts near to my heart in the guide.

And now that the guide is available, I am going to dedicate more time and energy to the site and to this blog. Look for frequent updates about all things Vegas. I've now decided to start putting the date on pages so that you know how "fresh" it is. It takes a while to update the tables, in particular, because a lot of thought, formatting, and text go into them. I want to ensure that they are useful and correct. Las Vegas changes so fast, it can be difficult to keep up. But please know I'm going to continue doing it!!

And you can help. I'd love to hear your ideas, comments, questions, complaints, suggestions... well, you get the picture. Your feedback is vital to making this the best and simplest site about Vegas. Please share your opinions and questions with me. I promise I'm the only one who looks at them, and your information is confidential and never shared (unless you want me to post your question to the blog or something like that).

I enjoy discussing all things Vegas with friends, family, and anyone who will listen. Join me - what could be more fun than to chat about the greatest city in the world?

Viva,

Mike

Weathering the Storm

My recent 4-day trip (1/25-1/28) to Vegas was quite eventful. I thought it might be a bad omen when my plane was making the final approach to McCarran Airport and I saw smoke coming from the Strip. It wasn't the Mirage volcano - as I later learned, it was the Monte Carlo. Fortunately, it didn't result in tragedy as the Clark County Fire Department really stepped up and took care of the blaze quickly.

After I managed to avoid the Strip traffic and navigate to the Strat, I quickly checked in and hit the blackjack tables. Well, my session didn't get off to a hot start, but I did almost get burned. There I was, sitting at the table, drinking my rum & Coke and minding my own business, and all of a sudden, a recessed light fell out of the ceiling and missed hitting me by about 2 feet! That should've been a sign - but I kept playing until I lost about $30.

I was hoping my luck would turn after I picked up my faithful friend, Steve, from the airport. But it turned out that it only got worse. I lost another $60 before dragging my tired, sorry butt to bed.

Saturday turned out to be a much better day, but we had to work hard for it considering the elements we had to battle. We like to gamble here and there when we go to Vegas, so we took the rental car and hit mid Strip. We tried to find a $5 blackjack table. Here's what we found:

• The Red Hat Society was trying to break a World's Record for most amount of women wearing red standing around and acting goofy. I think they broke it in a line stretching from Bill's Gamblin' Hall to God knows where. It was over 17,000 people, but as Steve pointed out, it seemed like 17 million. Plus, everyone on the Strip beeped at them... just what the Strip needed, more noise. My head hurt, and I found a new definition of Hell.
  


• Bill's Gamblin' Hall, usually a site for low-limit blackjack and craps, had few tables and very little fanfare. Thanks, Harrah's, for turning the fantastic Barbary Coast into a bland, uninteresting casino. I hope you plan to rebrand it and make it something fun soon!
  


• Imperial Palace also had no $5 tables, which was quite surprising. If this place didn't have low-limit blackjack, who would? We tried Casino Royale, only to find that they had 6:5 payout on blackack. No way!!! Don't ever play at a table with these horrible odds. The dealer told us, "No one on the Strip has 3:2 blackjack." That's a flat out lie. There are plenty of places that have 3:2 blackjack, you just have to ask!

Well, we gave up on finding low limits on the Strip and headed downtown. We stopped at the Fremont and found what we were looking for. As a bonus, we found a drunk dude who tried to tell stories about puppies and also attempted to serenade us at the table. When we had about enough of that, we decided to take a break and eat lunch. Or at least tried to. Steve and I had the worst lunch we'd ever attempted to eat at Lanai Express. After a few bites, Steve gave up. I was much more adventurous; I ate about 1/2 of my plate, and decided that I could take no more of my sweet & sour chicken. Yuk.

Did I mention Saturday was a good day? I guess it doesn't seem like it so far. But our luck was about to change. We saddled down to the Golden Nugget and cleaned up at blackjack. What a blast! Then we headed back to the Strat and won at blackjack and craps. It was quite a day. We topped it off with a nice dinner at my favorite Italian restaurant - Battista's Hole in the Wall (behind the Flamingo on Audrie Street). Great place.

By this time, Steve and I were both in the black for the trip. This trend continued for Steve, but it stopped for me on Sunday. By Monday morning, I lost the last little bit of my profit, but it was fun and breaking even in Vegas isn't such a bad thing. Especially considering we got some meals comped, our room was comped (from action on a previous trip), and I had some good stories to tell. Among the other notable strange things I saw/heard/said:

• More than one blackjack dealer told me 2 is the most dangerous card the dealer can have. Really? 2? I mean, it's no 6, but it's no ace or 10, either.


• One dealer sang "That's Life" (not well, either) while we were getting crummy cards at blackjack. We switched tables.


• Another dealer, the strangest dealer I'd ever met, made monkey-calling noises, dealt poorly, and generally made no sense while dealing. In Vegas, the bizarre is commonplace, and she was no exception.


• When asked at Battista's if we had any questions, I replied with my usual corny "about the menu or life in general?" response. The waitress did not find me charming and very, very quickly said "the menu" in a deadpan tone while she rolled her eyes. This amused Steve to no end, who repeated the story to his friends and loved the idea that she wanted no part of my tomfoolery.


• A few of the boxmen at the Strat were ornery fellows. Lord knows their job ain't easy, and they seemed to take pleasure in giving the craps dealers quite a hard time. "We're not keeping you from anything, are we?" one of them asked a new dealer. Apparently his pace wasn't quite up to snuff. It was amusing, but I'm glad I'm not a dealer at the Strat.


• One fellow who played blackjack, according to Steve, "had to tell a joke every six seconds or he'd explode." He kept telling the same ones over and over, too. The old "where are the 22 tables?" came up more than once when he hit and busted just enough to lose.

So, this short Vegas trip turned out ok, even though it looked like I might have to borrow money for vending machine crackers after that first night. Hey, it's Vegas, and as long as you know your limits, you can always have fun if you remember that you can weather any storm. Until next time...Mike

Back in Sin City

I have been back from Las Vegas for about 2 weeks now, but I was sick last weekend and busy at my day job (which feeds my Vegas trips) so this is the first chance I've had to report.
I was accompanied by my lovely wife Martha and my best friend Steve. I'm always amazed at how much fun we have on our trips and also how much we do! In 6 short days, here's what we accomplished:

• Gambling: Had fun trying to decipher drunk dudes making idiot moves in blackjack. Also convinced my wife to play craps for the first time. She had very little idea of what was going on, but after several rolls she made a $70 profit and decided she loved craps.
  
  


• Day trip: Drove to Los Angeles, did a Hollywood tour, saw a Dodgers game, and drove back to Vegas in 1 day
  
  


• Sights: Shot up to the top of the Stratosphere at night... I love seeing the lights in the city
  
  


• Shopping: Martha loved Miracle Mile at Planet Hollywood, the Canal Shops at Venetian, and of course the Forum Shops at Caesars. Truth be told I enjoyed it too because I got to see the Exotic Car show at Caesars (worth the $5 entry fee in my opinion).
  
  


• Venetian art gallery: Very cool Picasso, Chagall paintings
  
  


• Show: Martha and I saw Jubilee! - a classic Vegas showgirls review
  
  


• Ate Free food: Martha had over $35 worth of comps on her Strat card from playing (mostly) penny and nickel slots. Steve and I had bupkis after spending hours playing $5 blackjack and craps. Go figure.
  
  


• Fremont East: drove downtown for a few minutes, got some great pix of the new Fremont East section near the Fremont Street Experience. Very cool.
  
  

This is not even a complete list, but I'd say that's not bad for arriving in Vegas at about 10pm Sunday night and leaving Friday at about noon.

Crowded House - How I Survived a Jam-Packed Weekend in Vegas

My recent trip to Vegas was kind of a last minute idea. My buddy Steve usually visits me in Charleston, SC during President's Day weekend because he's a government employee and like a lot of fortunate bums does not have to work that Monday. However, this year he came up with a better idea - why not go to Vegas?

Little did we know at the time that it was also NBA All-Star weekend at the Thomas & Mack Center and Chinese New Year. Steve booked the room before knowing all of this in mid-January, but we still got a decent deal at the Riviera. I then decided to get a rental car because we like the freedom to go when/where we please when in Vegas, and I was surprised to get a great deal on vegas.com's website with Budget ($60 for 3 days, on a weekend/holiday no less).
We had heard horror stories about how crowded and overpriced Vegas would be that weekend, so flying into the city, we held our breath and hoped for the best. All things considered, we got the best!

Our flight landed in Vegas about 6:00pm, and we scurried to hop on the shuttle bus to Budget (no wait!). I expected long lines at Budget, but there were only about 3 people ahead of me, and it only took about 20 minutes to get my car. They were out of compact cars, so I got a free upgrade for one of the last cars they had available, a Dodge Caravan.

Next, I expected Paradise Road to be packed with people trying to avoid the Strip on a Friday night. Nope. We had smooth sailing to the Riv, and even the registration line was not too long.
After scarfing down some dinner, we were ready to gamble by about 8:30 or 9:00pm. We wanted either $5 or $10 blackjack tables, and the Riv had plenty of $10 BJ open, so we settled in.
I could hardly believe it - with all of the stories of crowds and lines for an extremely busy weekend, we had no problems at all. So, was my experience unique? Maybe, but here's what I learned.
If we had made different choices before going to Vegas, we might have had a more frustrating weekend. Here's why:

I have booked rental cars from Alamo on Sunday afternoons, which is one of the busiest times at that location. Had I booked with Alamo this time, I'm sure it would have been packed on the Friday night we arrived (there was a line waiting for their shuttle bus at McCarran, so I can only imagine how long the wait was for a car!)

If we had stayed at the NY NY or Harrah's or Caesars, we would have paid a lot more money and would have been in a more popular area of the Strip. Getting around would have been more difficult.

If we had decided to gamble at any of the above places or Wynn, Bellagio, or the Venetian, we might have encountered higher limits and more crowded tables (we avoided these places so I cannot say that with certainty, it's just a hunch).

So sure, we avoided Mandalay Bay with all of the NBA activities going on there. And yes, we stayed away from the Venetian, the Palms, the Hard Rock, and Bellagio. But we didn't see any celebrities, either, and we didn't attend any super cool parties.

So, as is my usual sermon about Vegas, it's all about preparation, knowing what you want before you go, and balance. Steve and I wanted to gamble, get free drinks at the tables, eat at relatively inexpensive places, stay in a room that didn't have rats in it, and have the flexibility to drive where we wanted (when we weren't enjoying free drinks, of course). So it worked out well for us. You may have had a different experience. If so, please join in and let me know!

Coming soon - true tales of the 3 days I spent in Vegas. Well, I may make some stuff up.